this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
