she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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