Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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