Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
