Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
we made out on top of his cat.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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