Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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