OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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