Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Randomize
