So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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