Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
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