The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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