Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
do nipples grow back?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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