I must be too annoying 4 u.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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