you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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