You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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