I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
