ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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