none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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