i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I think I am morally bankrupt
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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