so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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