Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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