Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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