who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
where am i from again
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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