Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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