would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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