so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?