Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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