Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm jealous of your bromance
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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