what if I'm pregnant?
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you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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