Grow some girl-balls and come out already
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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