Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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