Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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