? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.