Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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