It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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