So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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