found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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