So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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