He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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