Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"