shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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