He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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