Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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