Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
well you can't waste a boner
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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