Your tits are I can't wait for
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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