I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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