doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it hurts more in the daytime
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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