If i come over, it means nothing
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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