wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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