I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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