hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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