How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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