I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize