do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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